Grapje (wel leuk hoop ik...)

[sigmasailor]

"Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.

"No"...said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her
blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note

He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her ...and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?

"No ..no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

He took the crumpled fifty pound note... and started breathing a littlequicker with anticipation.

"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £10,000 all crumpled up?"

"No, never" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).

"Well, go and look in the garage!"...she said.

[kobus1967]

With such a cheap car your asking for cheap jokes

[philip]

Hilarious

[Neeler]

Toch geen phev

[frank@phevinstyle]

Komt een vrouw thuis van het boodschappen doen. Gaat bij haar man aan tafel zitten en zegt: "Zeg, de auto start nogal slecht." Zegt de man: "Hmm, hoe zou dat nou kunnen. Misschien dat de accu slecht begint te worden." "Volgens mij komt dat door vocht in de carburateur", zegt de vrouw. "Huh, wat weet jij daar nou van, ben je naar de garage geweest?" "Nee hoor, maar volgens mij komt het echt door vocht in de carburateur." "Tja", zegt de man "ik zal er eens naar kijken. Waar is de auto eigenlijk?" Oh" zegt ze, "die ligt in een sloot!"